Open Mike Knight

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You can call me Mikey.

You may find me listed as the following:
Paintballer, grammar nazi, adrenaline junkie, family enthusiast, reader, writer, closet nerd, zombie fanboy, and perhaps most importantly, a UCF Knight.

Originally from Long Island, NY, I moved down to Orlando to attend UCF. Feel free to inbox me. I love meeting and talking to new people.

"In case you were wondering, the D stands for my wiener."
Albus Dumbledore
— 4 hours ago with 3 notes
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alcoholiccaprisun:

alcoholiccaprisun:

open-mike-knight:

alcoholiccaprisun:

Completed my last office hours in Libra :(

Only a couple of days left in Orange Hall and then I go back to bougie Northview

Get ready for me, kids, Northview is going to be a big storm comin’

eeeeeeeeeeew northview >< so…

Really? Because my car got broken into at work and a guy came to fix my smashed in window and everyone kept asking me if my car was broken into here and if it is, they’ll find them 
Plus I’m there and I’ll literally find them and their room 

Well the worst part is I’m 90 percent sure I know who did it. But I’m from N.Y. I don’t need to end up in Florida jail for killing some drug addict, and I sure as hell don’t want to get expelled… so… I figured I could trust housing to help me out. I was wrong.

— 20 hours ago with 8 notes

alcoholiccaprisun:

open-mike-knight:

alcoholiccaprisun:

Completed my last office hours in Libra :(

Only a couple of days left in Orange Hall and then I go back to bougie Northview

Get ready for me, kids, Northview is going to be a big storm comin’

eeeeeeeeeeew northview >< so sketch

Northview is the opposite of sketch… it’s super bougie 

Ehhh but the people are SO sketch. There were several car break-ins last spring semester. One of which was my own. Housing did literally NOTHING to help me or the police catch the person who did it. I was literally parked right in front of a parking garage camera.

— 20 hours ago with 8 notes

So… I’ll be back in FL soon. I’m expecting some form of this - I’ve seen it advertised as Slip & Flip or Slip Cup

It’s Flip Cup with a Slip n Slide incorporated. It cannot get any better.

— 20 hours ago with 1 note
#UCF  #Drinking  #Flip Cup  #Slip n Slide 

Need a beach buddy in the worst way

— 1 day ago

alcoholiccaprisun:

Completed my last office hours in Libra :(

Only a couple of days left in Orange Hall and then I go back to bougie Northview

Get ready for me, kids, Northview is going to be a big storm comin’

eeeeeeeeeeew northview >< so sketch

— 1 day ago with 8 notes

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Might be one of my favorite posts ever.

(Source: best-of-memes, via nerdforever1)

— 4 days ago with 132551 notes
Book Suggestions Please?

laura-mariah:

so, in order to not go completely insane the next few weeks can anyone suggest a good book or book series to start reading? i need a distraction and i really think that sitting down with a good book will help take my mind off the move and being lonely.

please help?

Matthew Scudder mysteries by Lawrence Block. Started the series recently, absolutely loving it. They’re turning the 10th into a movie this September (trying to read the first 10 before them) - I believe it’s a 17 book series. Easy and quick, but very entertaining reads. If you’re into murder/mystery drama and a whole lot of out-of-the-ordinary, I’d highly recommend.

— 6 days ago with 2 notes