Open Mike Knight

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Long Island to Orlando transplant.
I'm an adrenaline junkie. I play paintball for Shadow up in NY and the UCF Knights down in Orlando. I love meeting people, seeing new places, reading, writing, beach trips, road trips, gambling, wearing suits and pushing buttons.


Eating my Lucky charms with a fork because all of the spoons are in the dishwasher…

#First World Problems 

nxctem:

so last night we funneled two beers from the balcony to a guy who was walking his dog downstairs 

what a champ

Fantastic.

klausmatz:

I mean I love free questions and all but what??

Cheesecake.

klausmatz:

I mean I love free questions and all but what??

Cheesecake.

We’ll call this a sign I’m working in the right place.

We’ll call this a sign I’m working in the right place.

Because sexting an ex is always a good idea

So Battleship was freakin awesome. Didn’t win, but I mean… Some frat fielded like 3 teams which all ganged up on us one round, plus we were crowd favorite, so…. Oh well. Had a blast.

#UCF 

Won our first heat in intramural battleship.

Team plundering booty!

#ucf  #sga  #booty 

So two clowns wouldnt shut the fuck up in my Bio lecture, and I finally turn around and tell them to knock it off. Relative quiet for the rest of the class. Afterwards, some girl comes up to me and says “Thank you for speaking up.”¬† In hind sight, I should have said “you’re welcome” but my response was “Oh yeah I had enough of their shit.”

Anyways, people shouldn’t be afraid to say something. There’s like 300 people in these lecture halls, and the idiots who keep talking are pissing off hundreds of people.

Tell ‘em to knock it the fuck off.

/endrant

#UCF  #Reals