Open Mike Knight

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Long Island to Orlando transplant.
I'm an adrenaline junkie. I play paintball for Shadow up in NY and the UCF Knights down in Orlando. I love meeting people, seeing new places, reading, writing, beach trips, road trips, gambling, wearing suits and pushing buttons.


adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

Whatever it is… It’s sure to involve lots of lumber…

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

Whatever it is… It’s sure to involve lots of lumber…

(Source: fuckyeahpotterphotography, via passive-aggressiveprincess)

I wanna go to the beeeeach

But have no idea which beach is good here in Florida.

Halp.

#ucf 

regina-mills:

"Once upon a time, there was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we know…or think we know.”

Killer gif set. I never realized how much Regina’s face actually looks like her animated counterpart.

(via nerdforever1)

Hey, fluoride is really harmful in any amount because of electronegative energy, which is the tendency to draw in electrons, this will distort biological functions that have not evolved to cope with the levels of fluoride they are being exposed to, and unfortunately, all well waters on average contain 500 x more fluoride than surface or rain water, surface and rain waters are what we evolved with for the majority of our evolution, rain water is the same as distilled water, you should drink that.

Guys… Guys. This was so fucking important that this had to be private messaged to me…. So…

Fuck.

I have  a Brita filter for a reason, rando person thing.

Florida water tastes like butts,.

alcoholiccaprisun:

Getting drunk is all fun and ratchet until you remember that you still have feelings for people and then it gets depressing, really really depressing damnit fuck shit

Preach.

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
it means no memories, for the rest of the night   (via hicktownprincess)

Mantra.

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via bertmack1infbi)

Anyone in or around plaza have a beer pong table?

#UCF  #plazaonuniversity 

Oh well, time to get drunk on the other side of Plaza again and hope I can find my way back through 9 elevators and 17 different stairwells…

#UCF  #PlazaOnUniversity 

samandriel:

bbbeecky:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I’m laughing in public

I don’t care how long this is, it’s beautiful

Legitimately  one of the best memes to surface over the past few years.

(via alcoholiccaprisun)

fourteencarats-butnoclarity:

i have a pile of text books i’m trying to sell but no one is buying them HELP

whatcha got? Anything Ad/PR related?